Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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