so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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