it wasn't lemon gatorade
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize