I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
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go home
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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