how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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