he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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