i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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