What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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