ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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