it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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