Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
