Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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