i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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