escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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