Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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