I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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