Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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