i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think my fart just growled at me.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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