i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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