i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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