remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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