I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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