fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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