i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
