nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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