what if I'm pregnant?
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No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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