so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
the day after is always just damage control
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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