it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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