i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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