i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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