I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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