No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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