He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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