Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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