On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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