"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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