I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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