let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I think I sprained my soul last night
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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