I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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