I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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