So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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