He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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