We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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