Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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