You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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