Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
When are your genitals available?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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