He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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