i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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