if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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