If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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