Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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