Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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