do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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