Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
North Korea, Best Korea!
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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