I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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