I love having hate sex.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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