Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
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Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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