I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Never let your siblings swipe right.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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