when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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