go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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