I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He better not be in your backpack
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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