"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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